Koalaficated

16 year old living in Alaska. I reblog stuff I find interesting or funny. Hope you enjoy.

tittily:

public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity 

and then you look down at your textbook and its like

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Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from oomshi  Source tittily

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from pizza  Source oldrockstars

pope2chainz:

Yonce/Patition - Beyonce

Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from beyoncebeytwice  Source theatlasmagazine

Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from ruinedchildhood  Source kingsleeze

kittykatsize:

what-good-are-sundials:

coolstuff-i-like:

When other people try to look sexy :

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when i try to look sexy :

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this is too accurate 

Way too accurate.

Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from onlymegamondo  Source coolstuff-i-like

honeybesweet:

i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner

Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from onlymegamondo  Source unexceptional

trillow:

this is an AWFUL sex position. why did i let you talk me into this. where are my arms

Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from onlymegamondo  

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from onlymegamondo  Source fhauly

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from hi  Source pyroinohio

Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from toastyghosties  Source lolgifs.net

fun-dip-for-dani:

elluain:

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

Okay let me tell you this story my teacher told me in like 6th grade that I still somehow remember to this day. And by somehow, I mean it was fucking hilarious and I’ll never stop laughing.
In college she was a teacher’s aid for an anatomy class or something or another. On the day they were suppose to examine an actually corpse one of the past students came in with an empty body bag. To put it simply, he pretended to be the dead body they were going to examine that day.
She knew this shit was going to be hilarious so she played along and pretended everything was going according to the plan. When the instructor came in and didn’t even check to make sure everything was in order. Nope, came in around the same time as the students and began the lesson straight away.
About 5 minutes a low moan came from the body bag, like something you’d hear out of a zombie movie.
Some of the closer students tilts their head and frown, but they doesn’t say anything. The instructor doesn’t even notice.
A little bit afterwards he moans loader. A few more people hear it this time around. They are understandably a bit worried, and a bit scared. This time the Instructor does notice, but he rolls his eyes.
For the next 10 minutes there is no noise from the body bag. The students have calmed by this point and the Instructor is winding down his lecture and about ready to move on to the practical.
Right as the Instructor moves over to the table the body bag is sitting on, the dude sits straight up in the bag and makes the stupidest zombie moans known to mankind.
Everyone straight up flips their shit. One of the girls ends up puking because she’s so scared and the rest of the students are running out the classroom, knocking over furniture, and screaming in terror.

IT GOT BETTER

Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from gracetophr  Source everydaycomics

nerdkingdean:

"Mr. Frodo, please," Samwise begs. "Frodon’t."

Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from gracetophr  Source nerdkingdean

Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
Friend: ...
Me: I also think I got hotter.

Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from gracetophr  Source beytwerk

kellyangel:

Read the next comic here
Trust me on this, I am an animalologist. 

Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from gracetophr  Source anythingcomic.com

herooflife:

rilgon:

randomness-is-rampant:

castielscongregation:

apeturemurder:

admin666:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes 

fucking hell it yells mom like a lost child!! This is straight out of a horror film

WHAT



It gets creepier when you know that these types of birds were thought to be psychopomps, harbingers of death who helped guide souls to the underworld. This status is found in cultures ranging from Aboriginal Australia, to Europe, to the Incas, because of their haunting cries.

Am… am I a horrible person because I think it looks cute?

ah yes the “harbinger of death”

"leader of souls" 

truly majestic bird

Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from gracetophr  Source lafix



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