Koalaficated

16 year old living in Alaska. I reblog stuff I find interesting or funny. Hope you enjoy.

psychedelis:

I want a regular family sitcom with cheap jokes and laughing tracks, which gradually get more and more disturbing until it turns to a psychological horror film with the laughing tracks still going

Posted on 22 July, 2014
Reblogged from gracetophr  Source elixs

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

Posted on 22 July, 2014
Reblogged from edfuckery  Source nedsseveredhead

badafro:

“im gonna make the stupidest baby ever” - my parents

Posted on 22 July, 2014
Reblogged from gracetophr  

officialubisoft:

ok but if there is a thor movie with the new thor i already have a fancasting

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Posted on 22 July, 2014
Reblogged from barebackinq  Source officialubisoft

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

Posted on 22 July, 2014
Reblogged from barebackinq  Source alvxandra

Posted on 22 July, 2014
Reblogged from princessfiona32  Source exoergic

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

Posted on 22 July, 2014
Reblogged from princessfiona32  Source unamusedsloth

saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

image

Posted on 22 July, 2014
Reblogged from dutchster  Source saddestblogger

me with friends: 9/10 would bang
me with family: what's a boy

Posted on 22 July, 2014
Reblogged from perceptionof-reality  Source bloghaver

Posted on 22 July, 2014
Reblogged from hi  Source heytinafey

pixlezq:

Okay so my friend was fighting me that everything we eat basically comes out if a vagina at some point and he’s naming things like cows and pigs and examples and I go

" well what about vegetables and fruits?"

He looks and me and goes

" The majestic vagina of mother earth. "

Posted on 22 July, 2014
Reblogged from gracetophr  Source pixlezq

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

Posted on 22 July, 2014
Reblogged from gracetophr  Source whores

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

Posted on 22 July, 2014
Reblogged from gracetophr  Source kinginthewest

fantastic-nonsense:

nudityandnerdery:

burntlikethesun:

JKR has released new Lockhart info AND IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED TBH I’VE BEEN WAITING LIKE 2 YEARS FOR THIS DAY

Albus “I’ll give kids a year of substandard education for a vital class to get someone back for angering two of my friends” Dumbledore.


#well #it’s true #bad teachers do teach you what not to do and how not to be



 

Posted on 22 July, 2014
Reblogged from gracetophr  Source burntlikethesun

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS

Posted on 22 July, 2014
Reblogged from gracetophr  Source officialheinzdoofenshmirtz



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