16 year old living in Alaska. I reblog stuff I find interesting or funny. Hope you enjoy.
|Me:||then fucking act like it|
"your wings are too big"
Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good.
Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.
Posted on 29 July, 2014Reblogged from suriella
does anyone else download music then look forward to listening to it on the bus the next day
I HATE HORMONES
really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
"What do you plan to do with your future?"
things that will always sound sarcastic
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- way to go
- ok buddy
Not if you say ‘man’ at the end
ok buddy man
I might not have thought that last one through
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever