16 year old living in Alaska. I reblog stuff I find interesting or funny. Hope you enjoy.
I want a regular family sitcom with cheap jokes and laughing tracks, which gradually get more and more disturbing until it turns to a psychological horror film with the laughing tracks still going
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
“im gonna make the stupidest baby ever” - my parents
Posted on 22 July, 2014Reblogged from gracetophr
ok but if there is a thor movie with the new thor i already have a fancasting
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"
|me with friends:||9/10 would bang|
|me with family:||what's a boy|
Okay so my friend was fighting me that everything we eat basically comes out if a vagina at some point and he’s naming things like cows and pigs and examples and I go
" well what about vegetables and fruits?"
He looks and me and goes
" The majestic vagina of mother earth. "
Don’t cry because its over
cry because you’re ugly
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again
A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend.